Lucky Last
Aug 8th, 2008 by Ben
I schpammed the college pigeon holes last night.
At college, everyone has a pigeon hole, and people put all sorts of junk mail in there, like I did last night (for an Indonesia prayer group gathering).
I wonder, though, if the people towards the end of the alphabet get significantly less spam than others. I made 300 copies of the little POS (Piece of Spam) I had, and made it to ‘Veitch’ before running out.
Being a ‘B’, I get hammered.
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No. I still get lots of spam — and not only am I an ‘S’, you either have to kneel on the flaw or significantly endanger your lower back to access my pigeon hole!
Wow! I just took a screenshot—Swanny just incorrectly used a homonym! Unprecedented! Bam!
(Just so a don’t get stung, I did consider writing ‘an homonym’. And I decided against it. Just so you know.)
Sorry Chris. You’re just not far enough down the alphabet. People will bend into all sorts of positions to distribute their junk mail. But they won’t always print up enough. I love wandering in, seeing the A’s brimming with wasted paper and then see my compartment of relative bliss.
All those years of being last in line—if only I’d known there was an upside.
So now I know an alternative to the recycle bin… Start at ‘Z’ and work backwards, find an empty pigeon hole and share the love. So I can recycle the fliers and they can fulfill their telos twice over.